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Bedknobs and Broomsticks - and a Lovely Cup of Tea 

“The crows wait for me. They’re there every morning, when I go to the bus stop. And if I don’t bring food for them, I hang my head in shame.”

Amethyst looks at me seriously over the top of thick black glasses. She is a plump lady, shrouded in a long, hooded shawl. The colours are muted, but still bright enough to stand out against the gloom. She raises her hand to make a point, and the shawl flaps around her elbow. Overall, she bears a striking resemblance to a stern, tawny owl.
Her brow is furrowed, but there is kindness in her blue eyes. When she stands, her red hair swings gently in a waist-long ponytail. Had she been born a few centuries earlier, both those physical traits would most likely have meant the death of her.

Amethyst Selmaseline is a witch. A practitioner of mystical arts. Lover of animals. A being of light, temporarily inhabiting a mortal body. She is also the owner of a small shop in Reddish, just outside Stockport. And the owner of many, many salt crystals.

Friends mill and out of the shop as we talk. She chatters to them sometimes, brief asides between my questions. Occasionally she will give a gentle instruction or a mild ribbing of her companion, Tony. During their banter, I sip my tea, and look around the shop. I’m surrounded by an awful lot of broomsticks. “They’re symbolic.” Amethyst is quick to reassure me. “Witches aren’t like people think we are.”
To many, witchcraft falls loosely under the umbrella of Paganism, though Amethyst prefers to disassociate herself from the term. In her opinion, Paganism has lost its way. She feels that it has lost its spirituality, and gained a more cynical, commercial reputation. Many new converts are only interested in learning arcane powers, rather than absorbing the philosophies and codes of the religion.

In fact, relatively little of modern witchcraft revolves around spell casting. Amethyst’s arts are more grounded – she describes herself as a healer of mind, body and soul. Occasionally, this may involve a spell or two, or the use of an object in possession of healing energies like the salt crystals. However, it can also involve more mundane practices, such as herbal remedies, or simply talking someone through their problems. Amethyst believes that balance is the key to peace, and symbols that are central to her religion reflect this.
“The sun, for example.” she smiles, waving an arm so that the feathery shawl flaps at me again. “The sun is a masculine energy. Fiery, passionate, powerful. The moon, on the other hand, is a gentler power – far more feminine. The powers are balanced between man and woman, and that’s how they should be. People should be in balance. But they’re not, and that’s why we have wars.”

The balance between the sexes is similarly reflected in the gods she chooses to honour.
“We don’t worship.” she tells me sternly. “We’re not like the mainstream religions, like Christianity or Islam. We honour, and we revere the gods and our ancestors. But to worship is to be subservient. Why should I be subservient?”
One such goddess is Hecate, a deity who is traditionally associated with the practices of witchcraft and sorcery. Another is Hermes Tristmegistus – ‘three times great’. His spheres include magic, alchemy and astronomy. He is commonly believed by witches to have authored the Hermetic Laws; the closest thing Amethyst’s faith has to any sort of rules. Most witches scorn its comparison to the Ten Commandments. The Hermetic Laws are an amalgamation of both the rules they live by, and the laws of physics as witches see them. Amethyst believes the Laws apply to everyone on Earth.
These include the Law of Correspondence, which states that all humans exist on all planes simultaneously, astral or physical. Or the Law of Cause and Effect, which states that ‘nothing happens by accident’ – everything that happens is a consequence, direct or indirect, of an action that someone has made.

“One of the key things to remember is that we are all energy.” Amethyst reminds me. “And physics dictates that energy cannot be created or destroyed.”
In this way, she explains, there can be no afterlife. If there is an afterlife, we’re already living it. This ties in with one of the major themes of the practice of witchcraft, and one of its biggest similarities with many branches of Paganism – the idea that we are all inextricably bound to the universe, and everything that happens in it. We are constant, as is the world around us. Our souls are immortal, even if our bodies will eventually wither and die. Amethyst’s strong belief in reincarnation overrides her fear of death. She freely chatters about dying in the way she might discuss milk going sour – with some distaste, but certainly no fear.
As well as reincarnation, Amethyst is a strong believer in the lunar effect. She believes that human behaviour is affected by the full moon, in spite of the fact that there is no scientific evidence to the contrary.


 

“Every full moon, I say to my daughter that my baby granddaughter will cut her mouth. And every full moon, it happens. And the birds have been telling us of a food shortage for a while now. I’ve been saying that for a long time, haven’t I Tony?” she calls back over her shoulder.
Tony’s voice echoes back across the dingy shop. “Yup, a few months.”
Amethyst, satisfied, turns back to me. She grins toothily, and wags a bony finger. “We’ve got to listen to the birds. They’re more in tune with nature than humans will ever be. That’s why I watch the crows in the mornings, and I’m sure to bring them breadcrumbs.”

Amethyst doesn’t remember a time when she didn’t know herself to be a witch. She was born in 1947, at a time when witchcraft was still technically illegal – the Witchcraft Act 1735 was not repealed until 1951. Sandra (her given name) grew up mostly a loner, feeling disconnected from others. At one point her sense of separation was so great that she went as far as to ask her parents if she was adopted. She found out more about witchcraft as she got older, until she married and temporarily strayed from her religion. However, a Pagan friend later gave her a book that eventually reignited her interest in witchcraft. She has solidly practised it ever since, taking the ‘magical name’ Amethyst, after the crystal.


She is a member of a coven of witches, but rarely sees them. The coven believe that they share a bond with each other, to the point that they can collectively detect the state of health of each of their members. Amethyst, however, is a loner by nature. She’s used to cutting herself off from the rest of the world. She doesn’t worry about being replaced, or falling out of contact. Entry into a coven is difficult – potential witches must have been practising their craft for a certain number of years, and they then have their energies examined by existing members of the group. It is nigh impossible to gain access to a coven without serious dedication to the witches’ way of life – that is, to dedicate yourself to being in tune with the universe and to improving yourself day by day.

“People ask me all the time: ‘are you a White Witch?’” Amethyst huffs. “I always tell them there’s no such thing! We can’t be purely good – it’s impossible. We can’t go all our lives without hurting someone.”
She compares our journey through life to walking down a garden path in the dark. It is impossible to have knowledge of everything on the path, and it is impossible to get to the end without stepping on an insect. It can be accidental, or it can be intentional, but it’s inevitable. “The important thing,” she says emphatically, “is to keep a balance between light and dark. Violence is wrong, yes, but if someone tries to take my purse, you can bet I’m going to clock him with several kilos of salt crystals. But it can’t be your response to every situation. You’ve got to know what action is appropriate.”
Amethyst insists that her faith only grows stronger as she gets older. Every day, she takes another step towards being a balanced person; towards improving herself and the world around her.


Though some of her beliefs may seem preposterous, Amethyst is not a madwoman. She holds no illusions about day-to-day life in the modern world. Her faith is actually much more understanding of human nature than many of the major religions. Pop culture images often portray wizards as wise and benevolent, whereas witches are traditionally associated with evil. But why should these ideas affect how we view someone's religious beliefs?
It may seem difficult to believe in some of her more outrageous convictions. But weren't many of humanity's best and brightest regarded as a little eccentric in their time? Perhaps we as a society are too quick to dismiss outlandish beliefs.
There might be something to them after all.

                                                                            

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