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Daric - Diplomacy

Author's note:

Following on from Laughter, Daric attempts to stop a war. I hadn't initally intended to follow up on his disastrous conference meeting, but I was having a lot of fun with this particular thread.

 

 

I woke to the feeling of someone squeezing my brain very hard between taloned fingers.
Obviously that wasn't actually happening, but it sure as hell felt like it.
"Get up."
"What did I have yesterday?" I groaned.  
"Don't know, don't care." Virmira replied, pulling open the curtains.
"Argh, Virmira. Jesus."
"How did the meeting go?"
Eyes still closed, I frowned, trying to remember.
"Hraat is sending troops in to claim the Green Line. They're starting a war to try and contain a war."
"That's what I thought."
"How?"
"Well, it's on the news."
"Why did you ask me then?" I scowled, irritated.
"Mostly so that I could find out how alert you were. You're visiting Fenrus today."
"I can do it tomorrow." I muttered, curling up under the coat I must have pulled over myself at some point. I opened my eyes a crack, and then shut them as the sunlight burned itself into my retinas. I had a headache, and my mouth was dry.
"Virmira, could you get me - "
I cried out as my body temperature dropped, and a searing cold suddenly enveloped me from head to foot. My head was thumping, and there was a pain above my temple more intense than I could remember feeling in a long time. I thought I'd OD'd. I thought I was going to die.
Which of course, hadn't happened at all.
What had happened was that Virmira had yanked the coat off my near-naked body and punched me very hard in the head. I grabbed a nearby cushion and attempted to use it as a makeshift duvet. I quickly decided that the coat was preferable.
"Daric, if you don't get off my sofa now I swear to God I will slap you into next week."
I got up.
What followed was a whirlwind of movement, hot water, cold water, hygiene products and bacon sandwiches. Half an hour later, I sat at the table, feeling a hell of a lot better. It was another ten minutes before I could find the courage to ask the very obvious question.
"Why am I here?"
She stopped what she was doing and looked at me, long and hard.
"Do you really want to know the answer to that?"
I thought about it. "Yes."
"You propositioned me."
I slammed my head into the table, narrowly missing my cornflakes. "Oh, fuck."
"Yeah. I discouraged you fairly quickly -" I touched a bruise on my cheek, the penny dropping, "– but then you wandered off, saying something about being in some building for one o'clock. You were laughing a lot."
That sounded familiar.
I suddenly heard her voice in my head, as clearly as if she was speaking the words into my ear.

If you try and touch me, I will hurt you. You say anything about it again, and I'll break your wrist.

Another bowl of cornflakes clattered onto the table in front of me, and I abruptly snapped back to the present as she sat down.
"What had you taken? I've not even seen Wild Elves as far gone as you were."
I tried to remember. Elves are generally pretty resistant to narcotics - it's an evolutionary trait picked up from living wild for millions of years. Pretty much anything you see while walking in the woods, chances are an Elf has tried to eat it at some point. I remember emptying out my drugs cupboard, but it wasn't stocked with anything that could make me hallucinate. I must have stumbled across a shady Elf at some point yesterday.
"I don't know." I answered, finally.
She glared at me. "You be careful, Daric. It doesn't matter how important you are to anyone, or how good you are at killing people. You walk the streets in that state, you can take a knife to the gut just as easily as anyone else."
I saw the truth in it, so I didn't retort.
"Where's Fenrus?" I asked, finally.
"Upper West side. He has a flat in Brastran."
I frowned. "What's a Man doing in a Dwarf district?"
She shrugged. "It's a Lycanthrope commune. There's a whole load of species packed in together in those houses."
"That sounds unlike Fenrus."
"Well, he's got the penthouse, naturally. He only lowers himself to mingle with the rest of them at the full moon. They take a truck out to the country, run wild for a night, and then get picked up in the morning."
"When's he transforming next?"
She looked defensive. "I don't know."
"So he could turn while I'm talking to him?"
"You'll have to take that chance. You and I know he's likely to be the main financier for this entire stunt. If you persuade him to withdraw his moolah, we could still save this."
"And if he's not?"
Virmira shrugged. "Then we'll never have time to find the people who are, and millions of people will die."
I couldn't think of anything to say. I suppose I had asked.
I finished my cornflakes in mostly silence, and then I left. Virmira offered to drive me, but I told her no. Quietly, I was beginning to worry about the amount of time we were spending together. We were almost becoming friends.

I spent the drive to Brastran trying to remember what I knew about Jacob Fenrus. He was an Oxford graduate with a rich family, but originally his chosen career path was as an arms dealer. He'd supposedly given that up, but I wasn't sure. No one knew what he did now, but he had enough money to pretty much do whatever the hell he liked with his time, and could afford to pay off anyone who had a problem with it. They say money isn't everything. Fenrus was proof that it could be.
At some point, karma caught up with him. He was bitten by a werewolf while holidaying in Russia. That was about twenty years ago now, and he'd very quickly learned to live with it. At fifty years old, he was one of the few Lycanthropes to have some level of control over his condition - he could speed up or slow down his transformations by a few hours, an ability most had previously believed to be impossible. This, combined with an almost unlimited budget, meant that he led a much more comfortable life than most other sufferers. It also made him dangerous to cross. Fenrus was a man who could ruin your life in more ways than you'd care to count. I'd done a job for him about six years ago, meeting him briefly while I was given the details.
I wondered if he'd remember me.
Presently I found myself surrounded by the copper buildings and tooting, belching vehicles of Brastran. Fenrus' building wasn't difficult to spot. I guessed it might be the one with his face painted on the front door.
He wasn't one for subtlety.
My guess was confirmed by the support group poster in the window, a large moon symbol emblazoned across it. This was the place.
Surprisingly, it actually took me longer to find a place to park than it did to get into the building. Considering a high ranking business magnate playboy lived there, the security was relatively lax, and it only took me a few minutes to make it to the lift, which took me up to Fenrus' front door.
I knocked, and the door almost immediately opened.
"Ah. Hi."
"Hi." The man holding the gun nodded, which I thought was unusually polite. Generally people holding weapons to your face don't concern themselves with pleasantries.
"Who are you?"
"I'm here to see Mr Fenrus."
"That's not what I asked."
"I know. But I just thought I'd make sure I got the right flat."
He considered this, as if he, too, occasionally found himself knocking on doors to find large guns pointed in his face over casual misunderstandings. Eventually he nodded again.
"You have. Now who are you?"
"I'd rather speak to him, if that's OK."
"If you don't tell me who you are, I will shoot you."
Seemed proportionate. Not as well-mannered as I'd thought, then.
"My name is Daric."
"Second name."
"I only have one." I sighed. I thought about fabricating a surname for future use. I was tired of being asked that question.
"Wait here."
The door closed.
I stood there for about ninety seconds, and then it opened again.
"Come in. But just so you know, if you try anything stupid, I'll remove your testicles through your mouth."
I stepped inside. "Noted. What's your name?"
He remained silent.


 

I'll call you Bill, I thought. Short for William. Short for Willy. Because you're a dick.
I was standing in an impressively large room. Just about everything that can conceivably be made of glass, was. Glass lamps, glass tables, glass chairs. A large, elaborate chandelier swung gently from the ceiling. Finely woven tapestries hung from the walls, which were littered with pictures of Fenrus himself, sunning himself on various holidays.
It's something I've noticed about the rich and powerful. They often have these sorts of pictures scattered around the place, almost as if they have to remind themselves that they've done these things. Perhaps they're worried that visitors, admirers, won't take their word for it. A nice quiet trip to Cornwall is never enough; they have to be seen with their arms round half naked women on a beach somewhere, because they're just that much better than you. I imagined Fenrus to be the kind of man who had Shakespeare plays inscribed on his bathroom wallpaper.
Fenrus himself was sitting on a large leather sofa in front of a fifty inch plasma screen, eating from a platter piled high with food. Beyond him, the Dwarven city buzzed and clattered about its business, visible through the large windows at the end of the room. As I took a step towards him, he turned the TV off and turned to face me.
"Daric." he grinned. "To what do I owe the pleasure?"
"I wasn't aware you'd be pleasured." I said, before realising I probably phrased that badly.
"I'm sorry?"
I took the liberty of sitting lightly on the leather armchair opposite him, near the TV. He was a handsome man, there was no denying it, and he was in good shape for fifty, the mountain of food notwithstanding. He wore jeans and a plain black T-shirt, the latter of which was tightly fitting, showing off his muscles. His light, silver hair was swept back above his blue eyes.
"Mr Daric?"
I realised I'd been staring slightly. Homosexual I was most definitely not, but Fenrus was one of those people you only ever saw on magazines, and I couldn't quite believe he was here, in real life. Surgery must have had a hand, somewhere. People just don't look that good. I shook my head.
"I didn't think you'd remember me."
He smiled easily. "Of course I remember you. I remember anyone who works for me. Does me well, in case they ever come back and try to screw me out of any money."
"Well, you'll be pleased to know I'm not here for that. I'm here to try and stop a war."
He nodded, biting into some chicken. So he didn't deny knowledge, which was interesting.
"I know what you're referring to. I may see quite a good return on it."
It was at that point I realised that yes, I had in fact come back to try and screw him out of quite a lot of money. While I considered the best approach, he finished his chicken, and immediately started on another. I looked at the mountains of food.
"Transforming soon?"
"Tomorrow." he nodded, around a mouthful of chicken. "Started eating too late, as ever, so I'm not likely to be going far. Only been at it two weeks."
Werewolves needed to bulk themselves up before a transformation. They are far stronger and faster when they're in wolf form, but more crucially, bigger. All that energy and muscle has to come from somewhere. Werewolves who fail to eat before a transformation tend to be thin and weak as a wolf, and it's not unheard of for them to die of starvation on returning to their normal shapes.
"I've missed it a bit, truth be told." he mumbled through a mouthful of food. "I don't get to see too many rolling hills in my day job."
"Is that why you're financing this invasion?" I asked. "To see a bit of the country?"
There was a silence.
"You're very direct." Fenrus said finally.
"Millions of people are going to die." I said. "Doesn't seem much point tiptoeing around it."
"It's generally polite to make a bit of conversation first. Ask a few questions, maybe answer a few."
"That would be true if we were old friends, Mr Fenrus." I noted. "But we're not. I came here to do something, and I'm not leaving until I've done it. Besides which, I had a gun pointed in my face by one of your employees not two minutes ago. I'm not sure you're on the best moral high ground to be talking about politeness."
"That seems fair enough."
There was a silence. I waited for him to talk. He didn't. I sighed.
"Are you going to give me what I want?"
"What do you want?"
"I want you to withdraw financial support for Hraat and this...this crusade."
He looked at me, hard. The smile was gone.
"And why should I do that?"
"Have you ever seen a war up close, Mr Fenrus?"
"If you're asking whether I've fought, the answer is no."
"Neither have I. But I've seen the remains of the people who have. You're going to devastate an entire civilisation. Can your conscience cope with that?"
He frowned. "You've grown a heart. Last time I saw you, I was paying you quite a lot of money to kill a man barely out of his teens."
"This is different. This concerns home. My people."
"Oh, so when it matters to you, that's when killing suddenly becomes taboo, is it? What about the mother of the person you killed?"
I shrugged. "There's a difference between one death and millions. And yes, I'm hypocritical. Most decent beings are, to a point."
He stood, wandering over to the windows on the far side of the room, and gazed down at the city.
"The British government are in a very difficult position. From an international standpoint, they need to be seen to be doing something about the war in the US. The Americans rely on us as an ally."
"Let me tell you about the British government." I stood, too. I was angry now. "The British government, Mr Fenrus, are greedy. They've had their eye on the Green Line for decades now. They tried for it once, and failed. Now they're using the US war to try again. And they're determined. You finance this war, you're financing an attempted genocide."
He shrugged. "It's not genocide. The Elves can defend themselves ably enough, can't they?"
"If you know that, then what's the point? Isn't this all a massive gamble for you?"
That got him. He was silent for a while.
"It's worth the risk." he said finally.
"Is it worth the risk of me killing you right here, right now?"
He turned around, and pierced me with those blue eyes.
"Mr Daric, don't threaten me. I click my fingers, and you could die in a dozen ways. I have a media empire spanning most of England. I am a member of Mensa, I possess more money than several generations of your family combined, and I am well beyond human. Tell me, what have you done with your life today?"
"At least I haven't been punched." I retorted.
He frowned. "Neither have -"
My fist caught him sharply on the jaw, and he fell to the ground. I leaned over him.
"You may be a member of Mensa, Mr Fenrus, but you've clearly never watched an episode of Blackadder." I smiled.
He snarled.
Ah, hell.
I could see black hairs spreading on his arm, almost like a virus. His eyes were white, the pupils tiny, and I could hear cracking from the bones of his fingers. He was accelerating his transformation. That was the diplomatic route exhausted then.
I sprinted back across the room (which suddenly seemed twice as large), to Bill.
"Do you have any tranquillisers in that gun?" I asked him breathlessly.
"No." he replied, glancing over my shoulder. "But I have a door."
"What -"
He opened it, darted through it, and locked it.
I slammed my fist against it. "MotherFUCKER."
It wasn't an ordinary door. Fenrus had clearly considered the possibility of being locked in his penthouse. I tried to use the forced-entry spell on it, but I couldn't get my mind to focus. It was almost like I was distracted by the nine-foot bulk of death itself picking itself up off the floor behind me.
I heard a roar behind me, and before I'd even had time to process what I was doing, I'd already thrown myself to the side, drawing my pistol. Fenrus slammed into the door with enough force to make several pictures fall off the wall. If doors could flinch, this door still wouldn't have done. I unloaded six bullets into him. (All that stuff about silver bullets is rubbish. A bullet is a bullet.) Unfortunately, they only seemed to irritate him.
I'd like to say I led him on a merry dance around that room, ducking and dodging while our surroundings gradually fell to pieces in slow motion. I'd like to say after a particularly acrobatic dodge by me, Fenrus slammed straight through a wall while glass rained down on him, and I made a smart quip from the other side of the room.
I'd like to say I came out of it with bruises, but no lasting damage.
However, none of that happened.
What happened was that immediately after I shot him, Fenrus hammered into me with the force of a freight train with lots of claws and teeth. I died.

So they tell me. 

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